[Op-ed] A Particular Mystery Box

I usually don't give a damn about the mystery boxes since they seem like complete rip-offs, but I found this funny enough to write about. Plus I'm getting some writing practice down, whoop whoop.
The mystery box I'm referring to is the Green Angel Padding Chest&Pants.

It's comical that they're literally only selling the top and the bottom. Whatever happened to the shoes, accessory, and gloves? What a joke! Hey, maybe they'll make a separate mystery box with those said items. And I thought the absence of the gloves on the Kimono set was bad, BAHA.

of course there's the male version too (which is also missing the other pieces) but who plays male characters nowadays, am I right?! That was a joke for those who are too slow to get it.

Just for old-time's sake, I'd like to recall: wasn't the green version of the Angel Padding Set distributed on accident when it was supposed to be the normal forcepack version? I think players were eventually compensated, and they were also allowed to keep their green version sets. My, things have certainly changed.