[Op-ed] Fumbi, Mage mystery box?

Oh wow, a mystery box for the blue longtail. Nothing special. Let me just click on it and see what's inside...

That text... It seems so out of place. It would be fine if s4 league had an actual storyline that was relevant to this so-called "Fumbi, Mage" (By the way, what's with that comma in between the "Fumbi" and "Mage"? Is that guy's name actually "Mage Fumbi"?) like how I've seen other games do it, but no, they just decided use some irrelevant text with a weird-looking title font.

I even thought it had some kind of Halloween-theme to it, but they didn't bother with that either. Maybe they wanted to do that, but forgot to mention it. That would be a mistake on their part, don't you think? 

For those who have been around long enough, you should know that a longtail mystery box is anything but special. We've had several instances where it was on sale already. I guess it's just the marketing team's attempt in targeting the newer players. But then again, what new players? S4 League isn't exactly a newbie-friendly game anymore, that's for sure.

Another thing: can we talk about that grammar? I know my grammar isn't perfect, but come on now. "Opportunities don't often come along"? Pretty sure they meant something along the lines of "Opportunities like this don't come around that often." My middle school English teacher would've been on the floor crying if she saw me write like that. Good thing I don't, eh?